Friday

[work] Just another geeky day at work.

AMY: I don’t know. Are you sure these “last updated” dates are correct?

CO-WORKER: Um… Let me go look at something. [Leaves office, returns 5 minutes later.] I found out what the problem was. I wrote the script in SQL+…

AMY: Yeah…

CO-WORKER: …but I forgot I was running it with cron…

AMY: Cron…

CO-WORKER: …and I didn’t tell it the path to Oracle’s home directory.

AMY: …

CO-WORKER: So… It should be all set now.

AMY: Dude, I don’t even know what Cron is.

CO-WORKER: It’s a unix based program to-

AMY: Yah, that’s nice. Listen, I got some calls to make here, so…

CO-WORKER: Oh. All right. [Leaves]

AMY: [Curls up under her desk for a nap.]

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