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Review quotes for the new film Underworld...

Washington Post / Desson Howe:
It needs a wooden stake AND a silver bullet through its script.

San Francisco Chronicle / Peter Hartlaub:
Could use script transfusion, or at least a few quarts of levity.

Baltimore Sun / Chris Kaltenbach:
A hollow, relentless mess.

Chicago Sun-Times / Roger Ebert:
It's so impossible to care about the characters in the movie that I didn't care if the vampires or werewolves won. I might not have cared in a better movie, either, but I might have been willing to pretend.

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