My car didn't start this morning so I borrowed my mom's truck. I called Dollar to tell him about my drive...
AMY: Driving her truck is like driving a dump truck. I hate it.
DOLLAR: It's a nice truck.
AMY: Well... It does have a button for warming your butt. That was nice.
DOLLAR: Heh.
AMY: The only problem is that it couldn't turn right.
DOLLAR: The truck couldn't turn right?
AMY: It couldn't turn correctly.
DOLLAR: ...
AMY: Like, when I turn the wheel a lot, the truck gets all shaky...
DOLLAR: Is 4-wheel drive on?
AMY: Uuuhhh... There was a button that said "FOUR HI". And it was lit.
DOLLAR: That's the problem. Turn it off.
AMY: OH NO! I drove all the way to work with 4-wheel drive on! On the interstate and everything!
DOLLAR: It's okay. Just turn it off.
AMY: Why can't I turn corners in 4-wheel drive?
DOLLAR: Because all the wheels are engaged.
AMY: So?
DOLLAR: They're all turning at the same time.
AMY: So?
DOLLAR: BLAH BLAH BLAH*
AMY: I don't understand the physics of what you just said.
DOLLAR: I'll show you on a Hot Wheels car sometime.
*Edited because I can't remember what he said.
3 comments:
Too funny! I had a car once that everytime I made a right-hand turn the horn blew...lol. Or, how about my Subaru...I went 30,000 miles without an oil change because I thought they must cost about $100 and I didn't have $100 at the time...lol.
I figure if the engine makes noise when I turn the key, and the gearshift makes it go forward or backward or not at all, then that's all I need to know.
On the other hand, my car engine exploded the day after Christmas...
I love the "blah blah blah" part...*giggles*
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