Monday

[movies] Deuce Bigalo, Vindictive Gigolo

Oh burn, man, burn. You got burned, dude. Burned! Rob Schneider doesn't take shit from no one, especially a "Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter, Who's Never Been Acknowledged By His Peers!"

"Patrick, I can honestly say that if I sat you your colleagues at a luncheon, afterwards, they'd say 'You know, that Rob Schneider is a pretty intelligent guy, I hope we can do that again.' Whereas, if you sat with my colleagues, after lunch, you would just be beaten beyond recognition."

Now I want to write Rob an email telling him how awesome he is.

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