AMY: Ram's coming over in a bit.
DOLLAR: Cool.
AMY: You want to go out to eat? All of us?
DOLLAR: Sure.
AMY: Or I could cook something.
DOLLAR: You don't have to.
AMY: Oh! I could make a curry! I bet Ram would like that. He's Indian. He likes curries.
DOLLAR: ...
AMY: Is that racist?
DOLLAR: Yes.
***Later***
RAM: So where do you want to go to eat?
AMY: Well, I was going to make a curry but then Dollar called me a racist.
DOLLAR: I didn't-
RAM: That doesn't make you racist, Amy. You know I like curry.
AMY: Yeah, but I'm treating you differently because of your race. Like, giving you a kind of preferential treatment.
RAM: I see. Then that makes you a bigot. Not a racist.
AMY: Oh.
RAM: You just assumed I would want lentil curry-
AMY: That's what I was going to make! A lentil curry! I knew it!
DOLLAR: So where should we eat?
AMY: Yama? You feel like Japanese/Korean?
DOLLAR: How about Gusanoz? I kind of want Mexican.
AMY: And there's the African place in the Go-Go Mart.
RAM: There's an African place in the Go-Go Mart?
AMY: Yeah. It's actually really good. Thursday nights they do Southern Barbeque.
RAM: Like what?
AMY: I dunno. Ribs. Cornbread.
RAM: I'm not sure I'm in the mood for African-inspired Southern Barbeque. Let's do Gusanoz.
DOLLAR: Yes.
AMY: [sigh] Oh-kay.
2 comments:
Do you have a good lentil curry recipe? I like curry but I've never tried to make one...
Hmm... I don't. I've seen a couple online, but I'll try to make some and then post my own recipe here.
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