Friday

[science] Crazy people celebrate birthday, their own insanity

Wow, I had no idea. Apparently today is the Universe's 6,000th birthday. The universe was born at 6 p.m. on Saturday October 22, 4004 B.C., weighing a trillion-mahzillion pounds, 12 ounces.

But that kind of brings dinosaurs and rocks that are a million years old into question... If- okay, if the universe is only 6,000 years old, that must mean... um...

God dammit, don't call yourself a geologist if you're actually a creationist!

1 comment:

Jonathan S. said...

You'll be happy to know it's also Jeff Goldblum's birthday. That guy's cool.