[gossip] Celeb news

Entertainment reporters are shitting their pants in excitement over the fact that Tom Cruise is dating Katie Holmes. Katie broke it off an engagement with some American Pie guy back in February. February? That's only, like, two months ago. This chick works fast. And it'll be interesting to see what this does to her career, considering she's now the most searched celebrity of the moment (Higher than Angelina! Oh, how the Africa getaway you and Brad plotted only paid out 5 minutes of fame! Next time there better be pictures of you guys doing more than not touching/looking at each other!). For more pictures of the new couple looking equally pleased to be seen with the other (check out her shit-eating grin), click here. Ignore the fiancee reference; I think the caption is a bad translation from Italian.

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