Who Put the Banana Peel in the Middle of the Road?

This past weekend, I learned that you shouldn’t play eight consecutive hours of Mario Kart: Double Dash!! and then drive out to the convenience store for a jug of milk. You end up racing along bendy roads at 50mph, taking sharp corners by pulling up the emergency brake and fish-tailing the rear end of your car, shooting speed boost mushrooms if you think someone’s going to pass you, etc.

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