SCENE: AMY returns home from having just checked the mail. There is a large box that she opens. She pulls out an adorable humidifier shaped like a penguin. Pleased with how adorable it is, she brings it upstairs to show DOLLAR.
AMY: Knock, knock. Look! That humidifier came! Isn't it adorable?
DOLLAR: Aw, it's a penguin.
AMY: Yes. They had frogs and pigs and cows, but this was the cutest.
AMY sits in the recliner with the penguin on her lap like a pet while Dollar continues his video game.
DOLLAR: Some people stopped by when you were out.
DOLLAR: Yeah, I went down the stairs and saw a couple guys at the front door. A couple well dressed guys.
AMY: What did you do?
DOLLAR: They started asking me all these questions, like 'Do I believe in God?'
DOLLAR: And I was like, "Listen guys, let's just agree to disagree."
DOLLAR: One of them was named was Norman.
AMY: A Mormon named Norman stopped by?
DOLLAR: He was wearing a name tag that said Elder Norman.
AMY: Are you sure it didn't say "Elder Mormon"?
DOLLAR: It said Elder Norman.
AMY: Elder Norman the Mormon?
AMY: Well, I think we should name the penguin Norman the Mormon.
DOLLAR: Norman the Mormon Penguin Humidifier.
AMY: Come help me set him up.
In the bedroom, DOLLAR sets up the base on top of a dresser while AMY fills the body with cold water in the bathroom. Together, they assemble NORMAN and turn him on. Cool vapors begin to blow out NORMAN'S beak.
AMY & DOLLAR: AHH HAHAHHAAHAH!!
AMY: I'm going to knit him a yamaka. With a little pom-pom on top.
DOLLAR: That would be so cute.