SCENE: In the kitchen, AMY is cooking shrimp and broccoli in a light Korean teriyaki sauce. The rice is done in the rice cooker and the table is set with candles. ANGELA stops by for a minute to drop off AMY's sewing machine.
Knock, knockAMY: Hello!
ANGELA: Look at you, Suzy McHome-Maker. Cute apron. What are you cooking?
AMY: I'm just stir-frying some shrimp and broccoli.
ANGELA: Aren't you a nice wife. I've gotta get me one of them.
AMY: ...
ANGELA: What's Dollar doing?
AMY: He's upstairs, I think. Watching a movie.
ANGELA: He's not helping?
AMY: He's... um... You know, I've got the whole cooking thing under control.
ANGELA: Is he at least going to do the dishes after you guys eat?
AMY: ...
ANGELA: ...
AMY: No.
ANGELA: You're [bleep] whipped!
AMY: What?! I am not!
ANGELA: You're totally [bleep] whipped!
AMY: (thinking
Dollar doesn't even have a [bleep]) Okay, well, I don't want to keep you.
ANGELA: Okay bye.
AMY: Bye.
DOLLAR: (coming downstairs) Was that Angela?
AMY: Whatever. (goes back into kitchen)
DOLLAR: What is it? What's wrong?
AMY: Angela says I'm [bleep] whipped!
DOLLAR: I don't have a [bleep]. You do.
AMY: Yeah, well, I know what she means! Because you're, like, upstairs watching a movie and I'm cooking.
DOLLAR: ...
AMY: And she was like, Is he going to at least do the dishes, and I was like, No.
DOLLAR: Sshh shh shh shhhh (wrapping arms around AMY), see this is why I don't want you talking to people. They start saying crazy stuff and putting ideas in your head...
AMY: Ha ha. Listen, I
like to cook and I
like to have a nice meal at the table with you. I don't mind doing the dishes because, frankly, it'll be faster if I do them. It's just, if it looks like I'm whipped to everyone else, that's not cool.
DOLLAR: Listen, you may do all the work in the kitchen but I do all the work in the bedroom.
AMY: Oh yeah. That's true.
DOLLAR: Yeah! So you can go tell Angela THAT!
AMY: ...
DOLLAR: And then you'll tell her that I told you to say that, and I'll still look like a jerk.
AMY: Yes.