Monday

[movies] Weekend Roundup

Theater:
The Stepford Wives
The only thing I've seen that is shitter than this film is my two cat's litterbox. Only thing I liked about the film? Roger Bart.

DVD:
Love Actually
I liked it, actually. Lots of interesting stories/people interwoven. Better to see around Christmas, though.

The Tripletes of Belleville
Fucking awesome, man. What a trip. Looks like it'll be boring was it was really, really interesting.

The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury
Peter Chung and Vin Diesel, together in an animated short? Fanfuckingtastic.


Just Heard About:
Kondom des Grauens (Killer Condom)
"The plot takes place in New York, and in the present. In a Hotel called "Quicky" a professor blackmails a student of his into having sex with him. But when the professor puts on a condom, the carnivorous condom bites off his penis and disappears. Detective Mackaroni who gets the case thinks that the college girl just bit off her teacher's penis! Mackaroni goes to the motel himself to check out the crime scene, in the lobby he finds a gigolo named Bill and he asks him to follow him to crime room, there the two men attempt to have sex when they are suddenly interrupted by the attack of a killer condom."

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