Wednesday

[books] A Novel's Plot Against the President

Uh... is this even legal? Wasn't it on The Kids in the Hall or The State where they did a skit and one of the actors said, "I'm gonna kill the president," and was suddenly hauled off by secret service guys? ... So you can write it but you can't say it? I wonder what would happen if I said it quietly to myself right now? Hold on... Naw, forget it. I didn't do it, I'm too scared. Besides, I don't actually want to kill the dude, I just want him the hell out of office.

Maybe I'd give him a kidney punch, but that's it.

[via ILB]

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